Beavis and Butt-Head season 9←Beavis and Butt-Head season 8
Beavis and Butt-Head season 9 episodes list:
Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.
Butt-head catches Beavis crying and won't let him hear the end of it.
The boys learn a new way to score by watching old movies.
Beavis and Butt-head are accidentally hired as tech support.
Butt-Head is really screwed when a visit to the hospital once again awakens The Great Cornoholio in Beavis. But two rooms over, the leader of a cult has died. Is the Great Cornholio destined to be the cult's idiot savior? Cornholio's hopped up babble certainly sounds holy, and the idiot worship begins. Soon they're promised to be with their pick of the ladies. Will they mess this one up? You bet your bunghole!
At ease, gentlemen! When Van Driessen takes the class on a field trip to a military base, it's Beavis and Butt-Head in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission. They feel the need for speed, but is it a video game or real life? When these two are in the hot seat, it's only a matter of time before the general has their head! (Huh-huh, he said 'head.')
In a parody of Super Size Me, the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity, eating fast food for 30 days straight.
At Burger World, Butt-head realizes that he gets paid when he goes to the bathroom.
Beavis and Butt-head discover that they have a rat in the house and try to catch it.
An oil spill draws hot hippies to the shoreline.
Beavis and Butt-head hope the apocalypse helps them score.
The boys consider religion when it gets them out of class.
Beavis struggles to refrain from copying his butt.
The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set.
No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good?
Beavis and Butt-Head get inspired by a Dog The Bounty Hunter look-alike.
On a field trip, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep in a school bus and wake up -- in 1832? A colonial village sends the boys through a time loop. Will they keep Van Driessen from being born in the past, or just ruin his life in the present?
After seeing some hot chicks get massages in the food court, things get all touchy-feely when Beavis and Butt-Head open up a massage stand of their own. But the situation gets tense when these idiots take on some rival masseuses.
With a big test looming, our favorite idiots receive an education in cheating when Principal McVicker tries to learn 'em good. Will No Child Left Behind give the boys the leg up they need to pass, or are they up No. 2 creek without a pencil?
Beavis and Butt-Head can't handle the truth! After witnessing a brutal beating that leaves one man out cold, will the boys lie under oath to protect their idol Todd? If they screw up, there's a serious butt-kicking on the docket, Todd-style.
You can't fault them for trying: America's favorite dim-witted horndogs Beavis and Butt-Head find themselves in a waking dream of loose ladies, but they're not getting any action. Could it be that the town's new cathouse is really an abortion clinic?
No exit: Beavis and Butt-Head find themselves trapped in their favorite elevator with a smokin' hot chick, but when it comes to scoring, these guys aren't going anywhere.