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Squidbillies season 3 episodes list:
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.
Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.